A Perfect Keyboard

I would like a small desktop keyboard with scissor-switches, and the following layout:

`

1

2

3

4

5

6

7

8

9

0

-

=

⟵

↹

q

w

e

r

t

y

u

i

o

p

[

]

ctrl

a

s

d

f

g

h

j

k

l

;

'

#

↲

⇧

\

z

x

c

v

b

n

m

,

.

/

↑

esc

fn

alt

gr

←

↓

→

Except with no key labels, which makes it instantly every keyboard layout ever.

Extra points for being made of bamboo. :p